Evolutionary Tree
by Art Baltazar
and Sonny Ehrlicher
There once were "MILKY CREATURES",
who spawned from the Electric Milky Surface...
Milky Creatures (split into two species)
They were in Love.
One Species was the CRAYS...
And the other  Species was the GWASHES...
...These GWASHES became angry GWASH MONSTERS!
...and they hated the Crays!
Some CRAYS went to live underground...
(the UNDERGROUND CRAYS)
While most live on the surface of Cray World.
(the ABOVEGROUND CRAYS)
After many many moons of evolution, The Underground Crays became
The CRAY-MAGMA-MEN
These YBAB YARCS evolved from the AboveGround Crays and are pure evil...
Eventually the GWASHES learned to love the Crays as they had done before...
While other GWASHES, who were isolated on a Moon-sized asteroid, remained bitter and evil.
Having also evolved from the AboveGround Crays, these Modern-Day CRAY-BABIES are the exact opposite of the Ybab Yarcs. They are all about the peace, love and joy...
At one time, the AboveGround Crays, must have hooked up with some vampires (or something) becauses now there are a whole bunch of CRAY-VAMPIRES around.
Mystery Vampire tampers with the Crays' Evolution creating a Sub-Culture of Cray-Vampires...
We think a hive of Cray-Vampires battled a group of Ybab Yarcs. The result of their war created the
EVIL YBAB YARC VAMPIRES!
These guys are even more sinister than their parenting species...
This vile and evil creature, known as
THE EVIL GWASHIE,
was created by the Evil Gwash Monsters to defeat the Cray-Babies. She is a genetically engineered species of Gwash and Cray DNA...resulting in a lifetime of horror! She is the first of her kind...but we're afraid there may be more. She is the most evil thing in this tree!
(c) 2003 Art Baltazar