| Evolutionary Tree |
| by Art Baltazar and Sonny Ehrlicher |
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| There once were "MILKY CREATURES", who spawned from the Electric Milky Surface... |
| Milky Creatures (split into two species) They were in Love. |
| One Species was the CRAYS... |
| And the other Species was the GWASHES... |
| ...These GWASHES became angry GWASH MONSTERS! ...and they hated the Crays! |
| Some CRAYS went to live underground... (the UNDERGROUND CRAYS) |
| While most live on the surface of Cray World. (the ABOVEGROUND CRAYS) |
| After many many moons of evolution, The Underground Crays became The CRAY-MAGMA-MEN |
| These YBAB YARCS evolved from the AboveGround Crays and are pure evil... |
| Eventually the GWASHES learned to love the Crays as they had done before... |
| While other GWASHES, who were isolated on a Moon-sized asteroid, remained bitter and evil. |
| Having also evolved from the AboveGround Crays, these Modern-Day CRAY-BABIES are the exact opposite of the Ybab Yarcs. They are all about the peace, love and joy... |
| At one time, the AboveGround Crays, must have hooked up with some vampires (or something) becauses now there are a whole bunch of CRAY-VAMPIRES around. |
| Mystery Vampire tampers with the Crays' Evolution creating a Sub-Culture of Cray-Vampires... |
| We think a hive of Cray-Vampires battled a group of Ybab Yarcs. The result of their war created the EVIL YBAB YARC VAMPIRES! These guys are even more sinister than their parenting species... |
| This vile and evil creature, known as THE EVIL GWASHIE, was created by the Evil Gwash Monsters to defeat the Cray-Babies. She is a genetically engineered species of Gwash and Cray DNA...resulting in a lifetime of horror! She is the first of her kind...but we're afraid there may be more. She is the most evil thing in this tree! |
| (c) 2003 Art Baltazar |