Evolutionary Tree
by Art Baltazar
and Sonny Ehrlicher
There once were "MILKY CREATURES",
who spawned from the Electric Milky Surface...
Milky Creatures (split into two species)
They were in Love.
One Species was the CRAYS...
And the other  Species was
the
GWASHES...
...These GWASHES became
angry
GWASH MONSTERS!
...and they hated the Crays!
Some CRAYS went to live
underground...
(the UNDERGROUND CRAYS)
While most live on the
surface of Cray World.
(the ABOVEGROUND CRAYS)
After many many moons of
evolution, The Underground
Crays became
The CRAY-MAGMA-MEN
These YBAB YARCS evolved
from the AboveGround Crays
and are pure evil...
Eventually the GWASHES
learned to love the Crays
as they had done before...
While other GWASHES, who
were isolated on a
Moon-sized asteroid,
remained bitter and evil.
Having also evolved from the
AboveGround Crays, these
Modern-Day
CRAY-BABIES are the
exact opposite of the Ybab Yarcs.
They are all about the peace, love and
joy...
At one time, the
AboveGround Crays, must
have hooked up with some
vampires (or something)
becauses now there are a
whole bunch of
CRAY-VAMPIRES around.
Mystery Vampire tampers
with the Crays' Evolution
creating a Sub-Culture of
Cray-Vampires...
We think a hive of Cray-Vampires
battled a group of Ybab Yarcs. The
result of their war created the
EVIL YBAB YARC VAMPIRES!
These guys are even more sinister
than their parenting species...
This vile and evil creature, known as
THE EVIL GWASHIE,
was created by the Evil Gwash Monsters to
defeat the Cray-Babies. She is a genetically
engineered species of Gwash and Cray
DNA...resulting in a lifetime of horror! She is
the first of her kind...but we're afraid there may
be more. She is the most evil thing in this tree!
(c) 2003 Art Baltazar